sebulonMar 20
Golden Retriever GF
I thought Chuck Norris could never die. He's the only man to make God and the Devil afraid. May the heavens know fear. I would say rest in peace, Chuck Norris but he doesn't know Peace. So let the heavens tremble for Chuck Norris knocks for no man. Not even saint Peter.
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@GoldenRetrieverGF i hope he reaps the same treatment in the after life his m.a.g.a.t advocacy sowed in life.
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@melioristicmarie agreed. making a joke for my generation not a gesture of support for a party that is trying to do my people a genocide.
Show threadi. celeste aurora    [witchzard]Mar 20
@GoldenRetrieverGF Heaven knocks for Chuck Norris!
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@ics genau. But death couldn't touch him because nobody lays hands on Chuck Norris and lives. Death had to ask him nicely
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@GoldenRetrieverGF @ics That or it's taken death all this time to perfect its round-house kick to finally be better than Chuck's
Show threadi. celeste aurora    [witchzard]Mar 20
@faithisleaping @GoldenRetrieverGF 😂
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@ics @faithisleaping

I don't respect a man that can kick down a thousand doors, but I do respect the entity that can kick the man that kicked 1000 doors through deaths door one time

-Bruce Lee or something idk