Golden Retriever GFMar 20
I thought Chuck Norris could never die. He's the only man to make God and the Devil afraid. May the heavens know fear. I would say rest in peace, Chuck Norris but he doesn't know Peace. So let the heavens tremble for Chuck Norris knocks for no man. Not even saint Peter.
Show threadi. celeste aurora    [witchzard]Mar 20
@GoldenRetrieverGF Heaven knocks for Chuck Norris!
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@ics genau. But death couldn't touch him because nobody lays hands on Chuck Norris and lives. Death had to ask him nicely
Mar 20 at 5:50pmWeb
Show threadFaith, Purple haired feminist 🧋   Mar 20
@GoldenRetrieverGF @ics That or it's taken death all this time to perfect its round-house kick to finally be better than Chuck's
Show threadi. celeste aurora    [witchzard]Mar 20
@faithisleaping @GoldenRetrieverGF 😂
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@ics @faithisleaping

I don't respect a man that can kick down a thousand doors, but I do respect the entity that can kick the man that kicked 1000 doors through deaths door one time

-Bruce Lee or something idk