A guy probably told her to smile more. The one she is holding in her little paws, actually.
I LOVE HER AND WILL MURDER FOR HER
Bring forth the holy hand grenade.
Siegfried slew the dragon, so the legend!π
In reality, the old dragon was retired and had lit a small fire in his cave to keep warm in the evenings.
A vagabond named Siegfried slipped into the cave. The dragon, who didn't notice him because he had his back to the campfire and to Siegfried, let out a powerful fart, igniting a jet of flame in Siegfried's direction. Siegfried felt compelled to kill the dragon and steal the gold.
Thus, the legend of the fire-breathing π₯ dragon was born