@grickle I can relate. I feel like the smallest dragon most days, especially before the first cup of coffee of the day.

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A guy probably told her to smile more. The one she is holding in her little paws, actually.

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Hehe 😁

By the way, is that a duck on the knight's shield?

@FediThing Sure looks like it to me.
@grickle Hell hath no furry like a tiny dragon's scorn.

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I LOVE HER AND WILL MURDER FOR HER

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The entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair!

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Bring forth the holy hand grenade.

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The dragon edition of the chihuahua.

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Siegfried slew the dragon, so the legend!πŸ‰

In reality, the old dragon was retired and had lit a small fire in his cave to keep warm in the evenings.

A vagabond named Siegfried slipped into the cave. The dragon, who didn't notice him because he had his back to the campfire and to Siegfried, let out a powerful fart, igniting a jet of flame in Siegfried's direction. Siegfried felt compelled to kill the dragon and steal the gold.

Thus, the legend of the fire-breathing πŸ”₯ dragon was born

@grickle Is it the dragon of Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!? ?
@trinsec More like of Awwww. But be careful saying that to her face.
@wesdym Oh you can perfectly say that to her face.

Just once, though.
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Pleez don't poke the angry dragon, Sir Knight of Duck Pond!
@grickle He's deeply regretting leaving the Holy Hand Grenade at home...