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James Patterson: hi i'm james patterson
Patterson: you might remember me from such book as 'Dial D for Danger' and 'In the Realm of the Electric Medusas'
Patterson: today I've got an even more exciting story for you
Patterson: i'm teaming up with Mr Beast
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
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King: Mr Beast the guy who makes those deadly youtube prank challenges?
Barker: how do you know about mr beast steve
King: oh i think joe mentioned him
King: you know how kids are
King: they love their deadly youtube prank challenges
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Patterson: yeah i met with mr beast and i thought wow this kid really has some incredible ideas for a book, i think we should collaborate
Patterson: i think a collaboration would be a mutually rewarding and artistically invigorating experience
Patterson: he also gave me this big bag of money
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King: are you sure it's safe to go to the mr beast compound?
King: they say that writers go in, but they don't come out
Patterson: not to worry
Patterson: the authorities are under orders to come looking for me if i go 20 minutes without releasing a new book

@bitterkarella

> if i go 20 minutes without releasing a new book

LOL