Aleen

Me, meeting someone new: Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird.

Also me, immediately: *is so very weird*

Mar 20 at 3:00pmWeb
Show threadPaul GorackeMar 20
@aleen “Hi, I’m not weir—I mean, Paul.”
Show threadMarina EpelmanMar 20
@aleen If you are not being weird, have they really met you?
Show threadNikMar 20
@aleen I am still mortified by such an occurrence from <checks notes> 2015.
Show threadMatt 🔶 (LordMatt)Mar 20
@aleen I represent that remark