Remind me later to write up the anal hook story (it’s hot), and also a story I’m gonna call ‘36 minutes’ where I had 36 minutes of my birthday left and he agreed to do exactly what I wanted for that time. I came so hard I saw God.

@girlonthenet this is one of those photos that could either be a kinky person or a plumber

@girlonthenet there just something so elegant and simple about an anal hook… 😍

@girlonthenet Many happy returns!

@girlonthenet this pic reminds me of the Vaudeville Hook, y'know that old trope where bad comedians get pulled off the stage with a hook, and now I'm imagining being such a bad stripper that the audience is throwing peaches and cucumbers and aubergines while one of these sneaks towards me from just offstage

@girlonthenet hell yeah, happy birthday and have fun! 😈

@girlonthenet That really is quite the aesthetically pleasing object.

@girlonthenet I used one of these for the first time recently…dear god it was good!

@girlonthenet Happy belated birthday, Girl 🥳 🍾 🥂