Consistency! Australia! Partition tolerance! These are the three legs of distributed systems!
@kouhai something something why we can't have nice things

@kouhai This explains why distributed systems are hard, because Australia isn't real*.

*Source: live here

@kouhai I think we'd well and truly tolerate WA seceding..
@kouhai Kanidm is certainly an Australian and Partiton system, compared to be consistenly Australia.