Trump wouldn't know Jesus if He walked across the pool at Mar-a-Lago.
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He would sue him if he divided the water. (Jesus, Moses or anyone else.)
@georgetakei Trump would have him deported for trespassing and not talking English
@georgetakei He would have some ICE-agents remove and detain him.
@georgetakei Security would not allow Jesus to come that close. Especially not with that first name.
@georgetakei We all just haven't studied Corinthians 2: Electric Boogaloo as hard as we should have.
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He would say "That guy from the Middle East can't even swim!"
@georgetakei His next "Truth" post would be: "THESE ILLEGAL ALIENS CAN'T EVEN SWIM!"

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ICE would snatch him up as soon as look at him.

@riggbeck @georgetakei snatch him up ?? They would kill him on the spot.
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Been waiting for this fight for a long time TBH …
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He's good. Tell him to get a fediverse account, too.
@georgetakei He’s doing what Cult Leaders do, manipulate his suckers. If they only knew that, cause he also thinks Jesus is a sucker, even if these Christians seem to believe in a disgusting, self serving version of the J man.