Wifey and I were brainstorming some "modern" #Yiddish insults/curses.

So far we came up with:

May your children be gifted and grow up to have poor study habits.

May a Hollywood studio do a really bad movie adaptation of your favorite book.

May a band you hate cover your favorite song POORLY and it goes viral.

May you fail to get tickets to your favorite band, who then retires and never tours again.

🤣