Mastodawn

Rate yourself against a #psychopath

A coworker of several years enters a meeting room looking distraught and says to the team that the colleague you were all waiting for had been killed by a bus while she was crossing the road with the lunch tray.

Your reaction is
- Instant blubbering mess of tears, snot, and drool
- You involuntarily slap a hand to your mouth and yell "OMG! and you gut hurts
- You stifle a yelp, and are very concerned
- You glance at the others to guage their responses

Blubbering wreck

Yell, wave, tummy hurts

Yelp, but gather self-control

Read room, wonder if blubberer needs medical help

100%

Poll ended at Mar 20 at 11:50pm.

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Rodentia 3d ago

Rate yourself against a #psychopath

You are out with friends on a Friday after work to celebrate a birthday. They bring out an ice-cream cake with sparklers and a chef's knife. A drunk guy who has been ogling the birthday girl struts over, and becomes lecherious. Things escalate. He reaches over you and grabs her by the throat

You are likely to

Plead with him to calm things

Yell for the manager

Throw your drink over him

50%

Stab him under the ribs with the chef's knife

50%

Poll ended at Mar 20 at 11:57pm.

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Rodentia

Rate yourself against a #psychopath

The guy is on the floor and bleeding profusely from a large open wound under his ribs. He is clearly incapacitated and in seriius medical trouble.

Your response is to

Scream a LOT

Scream a little, and then yell for the manager

Recover quickly and call an ambulance

50%

Initiate CPR to kill him faster but look helpfull

50%

Poll ended at Mar 21 at 12:03am.