- "hmm, arch isn't very stable"
2 months pass
- "hmm dwl looks nice, too bad I'm not skilled enough to switch yet also Holy Shit the AUR is incredibly unsecured"
1 month passes
- "oh cool, this distro doesn't use systemd"
1 week passes
- "uuugh I don't wanna use elogind"
Next day :
- "Bootloaders are bloat. Just use nmbl. Use dinit. Use turnstile and create a shim systemd translation package to translate elogind functionality to turnstile. Just use musl C. WHY ARE YOU USING YOUR COMPUTER ITS INSECURE!"
