“The perfect bumper sticker doesn’t ex-…”
@hollie This was worth the wait (sorry about that)
@robb Oh no worries! Thanks for responding so quickly! :)
@hollie I will be accepting honks at this time
@hollie
In this context, the words, "French fries," "sandwich," and "dessert," would probably also work on a bumper sticker, in my opinion.
@Guillotine_Jones

And many other comestibles...

@hollie
@AnguaDelphine @hollie
Too many to name them all, really, Angua.
@hollie WHO DOES NOT EAT THEIR PICKLE?!
@dbat @hollie me they’re gross but I married someone who will take them so it’s all good #MrSprat
@donw @dbat This is better than marrying someone who DOES eat their pickle, so then it's like, "I'm totally chivalrous in all of these ways that you have become accustomed to, but then when you ask for my seemingly abandoned pickle I will suddenly make it really awkward. Also my name is @gregtitus."
@hollie @donw @gregtitus there is a perfect South African word to reply with: Eish!
It's kind of an exclamation mixed with a lot of humility!
@dbat @donw @gregtitus That’s so cool! Thanks for the new word! :)
Pickle Palooza is coming to Madison, and yes, it's exactly what it sounds like

A touring festival of briny bites, boozy sips and absurd fun lands at Breese Stevens Field this July.

OnMilwaukee
@rasterweb I've never wanted to visit Wisconsin more than I do right now

@hollie

i hate when you're having lunch with "someone you don't know like that.."

and they throw their pickle away.

@sergio_101 Yeah that whole silent conversation you have with yourself where it's like, "Do I know this person well enough to ask if I can have their pickle? Or do I just LET IT GO?"

Been there

@hollie I'm going to honk so much I may as well be writing a message in Morse code

@hollie

I don't think many Canadian geese would willingly give up their pickles 🪿 🥒

@hollie this post just got shared in one of my Discords I'm in lol
@breyana Omg really?! 😂 That’s so fun!!
@hollie
My CAH having ass and my partner who hates pickles

@hollie

I am surprised and laughing even harder now, because of all the replies that are talking about actual pickles

That's not what I thought the bumper sticker was about

@hollie
As is apparently the case for many others, I’ve managed to marry someone who happily gives me all her pickles (well, okay, not the sweet slices on her sandwich, but all the dill spears, which works for me).
@mtconleyuk This question should be on dating apps.