@hollie WHO DOES NOT EAT THEIR PICKLE?!

@dbat @hollie me they’re gross but I married someone who will take them so it’s all good #MrSprat

@donw @dbat This is better than marrying someone who DOES eat their pickle, so then it's like, "I'm totally chivalrous in all of these ways that you have become accustomed to, but then when you ask for my seemingly abandoned pickle I will suddenly make it really awkward. Also my name is @gregtitus."