đź’­ They should invent a kind of carabiner that's also a multi-tool for the tool lesbians.

Wait… *slams open amazon* THIS EXISTS!!

@scarlet wait what, link pls
@embr There are a lot of variations on the theme. I literally just searched “carabiner multitool” on Amazon UK and found things ranging from a carabiner with a bottle opener hook to some truly unholy creations.
@scarlet ok this is actually extremely gender https://www.amazon.de/-/en/dp/B0D4DGR5NF
Camping Accessories 8en1 Carabiner Multitool Father's Day Gift for Dad Valentine's Day Gifts for Men Outdoor Gadgets with Bottle Opener Ruler Saw Screwdriver : Amazon.de: DIY & Tools

Camping Accessories 8en1 Carabiner Multitool Father's Day Gift for Dad Valentine's Day Gifts for Men Outdoor Gadgets with Bottle Opener Ruler Saw Screwdriver : Amazon.de: DIY & Tools

@embr Honestly if it weren't for the whole getting arrested for wearing something with a knife blade in London bit, I would have instantly bought that one to replace my regular everyday wear carabiner.
@scarlet @embr thought “oh well you can just get a KWS” no ofc you can’t get a KWS in the UK that’s a German thing
@q @scarlet what's KWS
@embr @scarlet Kleiner Waffenschein
@embr @scarlet [advertising voice] speak to your local Jagd- und Waffenbehörde to ask if weaponry is right for you
@q @embr @scarlet instructions unclear, accidentally asked the agency for ED/BPH meds and the doctor for weaponry

@q @Embr @scarlet the KWS doesn’t concern knifes (§ 10 (4) Satz 4 Waffg [1]). Also most public transport bans führen of guns with a kws. And in weapon ban zones they are also not allowing you anything. So how would a kws help?

[1] https://dejure.org/gesetze/WaffG/10.html#:~:text=4Die%20Voraussetzungen%20f%C3%BCr%20die%20Erteilung%20einer%20Erlaubnis%20zum%20F%C3%BChren%20von%20Schreckschuss%2D%2C%20Reizstoff%2D%20und%20Signalwaffen

§ 10 WaffG - Erteilung von Erlaubnissen zum Erwerb, Besitz,... - dejure.org

Waffengesetz §10 - (1) 1 Die Erlaubnis zum Erwerb und Besitz von Waffen wird durch eine Waffenbesitzkarte oder durch Eintragung in eine bereits vorhandene...

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@darthcat @embr @scarlet usually gets a problem from being in trouble to merely being told off, even if not technically permissible