Scarletđź’ They should invent a kind of carabiner that's also a multi-tool for the tool lesbians.
Wait… *slams open amazon* THIS EXISTS!!
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@embr There are a lot of variations on the theme. I literally just searched “carabiner multitool” on Amazon UK and found things ranging from a carabiner with a bottle opener hook to some truly unholy creations.
@scarlet ok this is actually extremely gender https://www.amazon.de/-/en/dp/B0D4DGR5NF
Camping Accessories 8en1 Carabiner Multitool Father's Day Gift for Dad Valentine's Day Gifts for Men Outdoor Gadgets with Bottle Opener Ruler Saw Screwdriver : Amazon.de: DIY & Tools
Camping Accessories 8en1 Carabiner Multitool Father's Day Gift for Dad Valentine's Day Gifts for Men Outdoor Gadgets with Bottle Opener Ruler Saw Screwdriver : Amazon.de: DIY & Tools
@embr Honestly if it weren't for the whole getting arrested for wearing something with a knife blade in London bit, I would have instantly bought that one to replace my regular everyday wear carabiner.
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