A sad tale is being written here. I am out of crumpets. It happened about three minutes ago. How am I supposed to ingest excessive butter now?
@MarkAsser Another blow to the dairy farmers...πŸ˜„
@MarkAsser this is a tragedy on par with Othello. πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈ

@MarkAsser

You can try blaming it on the Iran war, but you know it's still your fault for not having a chest freezer with several thousand frozen crumpets.

@Sheep_Overboard I should have designed crumpet storage facilities at the house planning stage.