1. never start discourse
2. especially never start discourse from a device that does not have a physical keyboard
3. never join discourse
4. especially never join discourse from a device that does not have a physical keyboard
@xgranade 5. Recite the litany against Discourse
@cthos @xgranade "Discourse is the notifications killer..."
@SnoopJ I always remember the age-old wisdom: always be at worst the second-most interesting person in the room. If you can't find the most interesting person in the room, you're in danger.

@xgranade

Other than modern laptops, we are talking blackberries, internet kiosks, ZX spectrums and the like.

@k If you can join discourse from a ZX Spectrum, you know what? Go do it, ignore step 1, and just do discourse that way.
@xgranade
#. It can wait until after breakfast.

@xgranade @glyph

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