My wife’s family was not as well off as mine, her older brother was killed by a drunk driver before I met her, and I held her hair back while she vomited when she got sick when we were supposed to be on a date.

I think I’ve got it all covered.

It took her longer to know me, but over the past 40 years, I think we’ve hit every one.

You’ve held her over a volcano?! 🥹