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LadonDWolf
Mar 19
George Takei
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Trump wouldn't know Jesus if He walked across the pool at Mar-a-Lago.
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Domasla
Mar 19
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He would sue him if he divided the water. (Jesus, Moses or anyone else.)
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kingmoth
Mar 19
@georgetakei
Trump would have him deported for trespassing and not talking English
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Hans Zelf πͺπΊπ»
Mar 19
@georgetakei
He would have some ICE-agents remove and detain him.
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Rob van Kanπ»
Mar 19
@georgetakei
Security would not allow Jesus to come that close. Especially not with that first name.
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SouthFresh
Mar 19
@georgetakei
We all just haven't studied Corinthians 2: Electric Boogaloo as hard as we should have.
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Daarin
Mar 19
@georgetakei
He would say "That guy from the Middle East can't even swim!"
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Izzy
Mar 19
@georgetakei
His next "Truth" post would be: "THESE ILLEGAL ALIENS CAN'T EVEN SWIM!"
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Fardels Bear
Mar 19
@georgetakei
ICE would snatch him up as soon as look at him.
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swggrkllr3rd
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snatch him up ?? They would kill him on the spot.
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bk
Mar 19
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Been waiting for this fight for a long time TBH β¦
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Richard R Lee
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Huntn00
Mar 22
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Heβs doing what Cult Leaders do, manipulate his suckers. If they only knew that, cause he also thinks Jesus is a sucker, even if these Christians seem to believe in a disgusting, self serving version of the J man.
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