If you want to keep your children safe from inappropriate content, we have a tool for that.
It's called -supervising your children's use of computing devices-.
That indicates that the system has not been taken down for proper maintenance for well beyond an appropriate time period, and kernel patches have not been applied.
I know you're being facetious, but godsdamn that workflow is quite thoroughly noncompliant and would actively piss me off if I saw it IRL.
Children have insulin pumps too.
