I fail to see the problem here.
That’s the problem.
Are you sure you aren’t the problem?
Inside you there are two problems
Can they fuck each other?
Yes, but at the risk of creating a whole new problem.
You saying his problems are hetero? I mean, that tracks.
Nah one’s an alpha and the other’s an omega. Unless you’ve got some beta ass problems, in which case you better hope those aren’t hetero problems.

They did, and now there’s soon a baby problem, then one of the big problems has to nurse it and the other has to get another job to pay for the hospital.

Next time let the problems have a platonic relationship!