I fail to see the problem here.
That’s the problem.
Are you sure you aren’t the problem?
Inside you there are two problems
Can they fuck each other?
Yes, but at the risk of creating a whole new problem.
You saying his problems are hetero? I mean, that tracks.
Nah one’s an alpha and the other’s an omega. Unless you’ve got some beta ass problems, in which case you better hope those aren’t hetero problems.

They did, and now there’s soon a baby problem, then one of the big problems has to nurse it and the other has to get another job to pay for the hospital.

Next time let the problems have a platonic relationship!

Pretty sure, yeah.
You like seeing animal penis too?
Human penis is boring when you see one every single day. 🤷‍♂️
Yeah buddy, nothing like some animal dick right? Just wanna suck that animal dick huh
If your immediate thought is to sexualize animal genitalia, it’s likely you who needs the therapist.
Right. I’m the one sexualizing animals…
I mean, you were the one thinking about animal dicks not the others…
Whatever makes you feel special
As opposed to plant penises?
I like eating fungus genitals…
The therapist is perhaps tired of hearing the same story development as the girl always ends up with raunchy animal fantasies.