You find a seat at an empty table and finger the dwindling copper coins in your pocket, your stomach growling, even at the faint promise of boiled potatoes and chopped carrots in a meagre broth. The barmaid shuffles over on nearly silent footsteps as you slide a single coin onto the table, and then, after a small hesitation, a second one. Fuck it. You can sleep in the stables tonight instead of a bed. You've managed worse.

"Food," you mumble while barely even glancing in her direction, following it with a hasty "...erm, please." Your mama didn't raise you without manners.

The coins are whisked away into a fold of skirt, as the barmaid disappears into the kitchen. You take a moment to survey the strange tavern you've found yourself in - if, in fact, it is a tavern. Never have you heard a local pub so full and yet so eerily quiet. There are no raucous shouts or whoops or hollars. No spilled drinks. No dancers, shaking the rooftops with the pounding of feet to a lovely fiddle or drum. No musicians at all, come to think of it. And yet - and yet. Nobody here seems at all disturbed by that, either. The gentleman in a grey travel-worn cloak seems content to eat his soup by the fire. The couple in the corner seems happy to merely gaze dreamily into one another's eyes. Even the cook in the back, barely glimpsed through the swinging double doors, seems to be in no particular hurry as he prepares the evening meal.

Your reverie is broken as the barmaid slides a small pie in front of you. Goddess, she's quiet! You didn't even hear her approach, and that's really saying something for you. The pie smells very very faintly of chicken, potato, and spiced root veg. Your stomach grumbles, and the sound is strangely loud in this cadaverously quiet place. You look up at her face, and register it for the first time. Not a beautiful face, but strangely compelling in a kind of forgettable way. But it's her expression that stills your hand, even as it reaches for a spoon. Her eyes are wide, nostrils flared. This is not the kind, but practiced neutral expression of a friendly waitress, but rather someone in the grips of absolute terror.

"Get out." she mouths silently, in exaggerated words, even as she slides the spoon toward you. "GET. OUT. NOW."

You look down at the meat pie on its wooden plate before you. It's bubbling as if dangerously, delightfully, piping hot.

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"It's not stealing," you think wildly to yourself as you reach for the pie. "It's not stealing because it's already been paid for." You remember putting the two coins on the table. One coin, then another, both whisked away by the waitress. So why does it *feel* like stealing? Your hand hesitates, and for a moment, you see on the table, two copper coins, flashing in the late midday sun where the pie should be. You shake your head to clear it. No, no that already happened. Your hand reaches for the pie again, and the coins vanish like a mirage. You expected the pie to be hot, but instead you find it to be strangely cool to the touch, as if several days old already. You pocket the meat pie in one of the deep recesses of your coat and stumble to your feet. When did it become so muzzy in here? So hard to breathe?

You blink and shake your head again, turning for the door, to find that blocking your way is the elderly gentleman in the grey travel-worn coat. The one who had been sipping his soup by the fire. Not looking so old and frail now, his frame seems to entirely fill your vision.

"Now now where are we going in such a hurry?" he says with a pleasant lilt in his voice - as if talking to an old friend. "We've only just started getting acquainted."

He smiles thinly, and his smile is the smile of cadavers. The smile of the moon on a moonless night. The smile of a god in his domain.

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You turn on your heels and run. No thought behind it. No hesitation. You always wondered how you'd react if you ever felt in mortal danger and now you know.

You're the kind of person who runs.

Something about that smile. That creepy, thin-lipped smile. You'd never seen someone smile like that before. It was as if someone just took hold of the man's cheeks and *pulled* - stretching the skin tight over bone and muscle. It was unhinged. People don't smile like that. *Humans* don't smile like that.

Leaping over a table where two guests sat, silently playing some unidentifiable local card game, you stumble blindly into the kitchen, bursting through the double doors like a cowboy in an old westry tale, the table flipping on its side behind you and spilling cards all across the rough-hewn floor. You throw a glance over your shoulder. The two patrons didn't seem to mind - or even notice. You watch as one takes a card from their hand and drops it in mid-air on a stack of cards that no longer existed. The card flutters meaninglessly to the ground, taking up residence against one of the gentleman's brown leather riding boots. Face up, in this moment seemingly suspended in time, you can even see the face of the card. The four of clovers; an omen card. Misfortune. Betrayal. Death.

You look wildly around the small kitchen, searching for any exit at all. There is a tall narrow door to your left, a staircase leading down, and what appears to be a short, squat metal door with a handle along the top side. Not an oven, but similarly shaped. The cook has stopped what he's doing, seemingly frozen in place, watching you, holding a tray of biscuits with a drizzled honeyed glaze on top. Your mouth waters involuntarily. It's been years since you've eaten khaffa cakes. Not since you were a little bairn. You have a sudden urge to stuff your cheeks full of tiny honeyed biscuits like a squirrel storing nuts for the winter. You start to giggle. You wonder if you're going mad.

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You lift the wooden latch and throw open the tall, narrow door, not exactly sure what you were expecting. Maybe a servant's stairs, or even a side alley exit - but whatever you were expecting, it wasn't this. You find yourself staring glumly at the contents of a poorly stocked kitchen pantry.

The walk-in pantry is just wide enough to enter, and about 6 feet deep, with two rows of shelving on the right and left. You spy some jars of honey, a few mostly-empty bags of rice flour and finely ground khaffa flakes, a single sack of sad looking potatoes with deeply sunken eyes, and a loose collection of root vegetable odds and ends in a basket. Against the back of the pantry stands a large brining barrel for storing fish or poultry.

Not the best hiding spot, you admit. But, any port in a storm, as your gran would say. You dive inside and close the door, hearing the latch click shut behind you. Your only light is a silver thread of lamplight sneaking like a thief through a small crack between the door and its frame to your hiding place. Pushing yourself into the farthest corner recess of the larder behind the brining barrel, willing yourself to somehow become smaller and unnoticeable, the faint salty scent of vinegar hits your nose, like the mere wisp of a memory of the sea, half-forgotten, and clouded with time. Suddenly, even that meagre light is extinguished as the pantry is thrown into darkness. A shape, a figure, a shadow of a person is occluding the firelight, positioning itself directly in front of the tall, thin door.

It laughs.

Your heart dies inside your chest and every hair on your body prickles. What in Goddess' name ever made you think this would be a good idea? Your hands begin scrabbling at the walls around you in a blind panic, trying to find something - anything useful - a weapon, a magic ward, anything. And then, a miracle occurs. Your fingers do find something. A small loop of fabric, at ground level, in the back corner behind the pickling barrel. It feels like the string of a yo-yo, or the tag on the back of a shirt that's all fancy-like.

The thing at the door begins to hum a jaunty little nameless tune, and you hear the unmistakable sound of a wooden latch being lifted. Sending a prayer to whatever Gods or Goddesses might be listening, you pull the loop and feel the wall behind you suddenly recess backwards on silent hinges, sliding off to one side. Having thoroughly wedged yourself into the back corner, you practically fall over yourself in a backwards somersault. The thing at the door growls and sniffs the air. Deep, raspy, and gutteral, like a wildcat defending a recent kill.

That specific sound seems to awaken some sort of primordial instinct in your body. You kick with your legs, pistoning your feet, shoving your body backwards through the opened doorway and into the secret passage beyond through sheer brute force alone. The last image you see as the wall slides itself back into place in front of you on silent counterweights, is the pantry door beginning to open, and the low animal growl suddenly turning into a hiss of disappointment.

You freeze, motionless, staring at the blank featureless back of the pantry wall, afraid to make any sound at all. Afraid to even breathe. There is a moment when the only sounds you can hear are the pounding of blood in your own ears and the shriek of the wind howling down the alley outside the tavern. And then the moment passes, and you hear the larder door snick shut again as the smiling man lets out an audible snort of frustration.

You allow yourself to draw a single, shaky breath.

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