I'm a teacher. Some of my best behaviour tips come from dog training videos, but there isn't really a way to tell my colleagues which doesn't sound terrible.

@fesshole

I read "Don't Shoot the Dog" as a teenager... and boy did some of the principles in that book help when dealing with small children.

@fritzoids @fesshole

If only Kristi Noem had read that book.

@svavar @fritzoids @fesshole probably wrote it because of her. Can’t be that many psycho puppy shooters out there, right? Right?

@passwordsarehard4 @svavar @fesshole

it is very kind of you to assume my teenagerhood was not that long ago.