I don't think this is @TheBreadmonkey but honestly it wouldn't surprise me if it was.

(BBC News: man parks in every parking space at his supermarket)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cx2lrkqg2vlo

Man parks in every space at his supermarket

Gareth Wild spent years completing the feat at his local store in Wiltshire.

BBC News
@losttourist @TheBreadmonkey Very Ben-coded. Except maybe the part about driving to get groceries 😅

@losttourist @TheBreadmonkey

Jeez. Remember when Napoleon put us down as a nation of shopkeepers?

Now being the shop _keeper_ seems aspirational, doesn't it?

@losttourist @TheBreadmonkey what a ... wild... life he lives
@losttourist @TheBreadmonkey at the same time?
@aburka @TheBreadmonkey Of course. Haven't you ever heard of parallel parking? 😆