Just noticed this on my kids' box of Frosted Flakes. Why would you need to specify that your mascot, the cartoon you invented for the purpose of advertising your sugared wheat shards, endorses your cereal? Is your spokestiger moonlighting for some other brands? Are his affections (which are, again, the product of your own internal marketing committeebrains) for your mouth-lacerating breakfast razors in doubt? Who is this for?

@HG

You're not thinking outside of the box.

@jrconlin

The thought of anyone with such a deep voice laying pipe is, I hate to say it, really funny to me.

@HG

The downside being you know exactly what he'd say to "How was it for you, baby?"