RobotToasterMar 19

Afroman cleared in ‘Lemon Pound Cake’ defamation case

https://mander.xyz/post/49155082

Afroman cleared in ‘Lemon Pound Cake’ defamation case - Mander

Disappointingly his lawyer wasn’t Harvey Birdman

Show threadkikutwo
Afroman for US President. He’s just as qualified as the current one
Mar 19 at 12:59pmWeb
Show threadotacon239Mar 19
He’s going to need a lot more felonies.
Show threadgivesomefucksMar 19

I wouldn’t be opposed to him running as a Republican…

allhiphop.com/…/afroman-addresses-patriotic-photo…

But he sure as shit shouldn’t be allowed to take a spot in any election from an actual Dem.

Afroman Addresses "Patriotic" Photo Opp With Donald Trump

The "Because I Got High" rapper talked to AllHipHop about his recent run-in with the controversial business mogul-turned-politician.

AllHipHop
Show threadBoomer Humor DoomergodMar 19
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Show threadmoonshadowMar 19
My man 😎
Show threadFordBeeblebroxMar 19
First snoop now this, are there no actual hoopy froods in the rap game?
Show threadBoomer Humor DoomergodMar 19
Froods are rare on this planet, hoopy ones even more so.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 20
My frood
Show threadhOrniMar 19
Even more qualified. Being a decent human being makes You more qualified. Being able to put together a coherent sentence makes You more qualified. It is, in fact, difficult to imagine someone less qualified to be president, than Trump.
Show threadwoelkchenMar 19

Even more qualified.

That’s not a high bar to clear TBH

Show threadBronzebeardMar 19
Explaining the joke always makes it funnier.
Show threadfartographerMar 19
That was sarcasm. It was used to express that jokes become less humorous when someone tries to explain them.
Show threadZombiepirateMar 19
I was gonna clear the bar, but it was too high.
Show threadPeruvian_SkiesMar 19
Hey, don’t slander Trump like that! I’m sure there are plenty of newborn babies out there whose mothers smoked crack while pregnant. At least one of them must be less qualified than him, statistically.
Show threadathatetMar 19
Incorrect. Trump is the most unqualified.
Show threadBillyClarkMar 19
Surely he can’t be less qualified than Don Jr and Eric, though?
Show threadRobotToasterMar 19

Being a decent human being makes You more qualified

I thought that was grounds for disqualification?

Show threadUnspecificGravityMar 19
Worth pointing out that Afroman is a dedicated Trumper and likened the raid on his home to the FBI raid on Maralago during the documents case.
Show threadWesDymMar 19
@UnspecificGravity Honestly, he strikes me as just kind of dumb and immature. "Hunter Got High". Oh, that's very clever, Joe. I bet the other kids at the food court after school found it hilarious. He's like a stoner version of John Valby.
Show threadUnspecificGravityMar 19

That is basically every Trumper I know in real life. Just really stupid and childish people who respond to memes as if they are actual information upon which to make a decision.

Mostly they are also too stupid and lazy to actually vote, so they are relatively harmless.

Show threadotterMar 19
Until they’re weaponized…
Show threadUnspecificGravityMar 19
Totally. These are the kinds of people that end up as suicide bombers.
Show threadotterMar 20
Can’t pass Basic, can’t be a little soldier? Might as well be the weapon. 🤷🏽‍♂️🤢
Show threadsemMar 19
Smh
Show threadTwilitSkyMar 19
If we accept Afroman now he may just be ready in time for 2028. If we don’t it’s going to be another 2016.
Show threadRaiderkevMar 19
Oof. This really shifts my perception of him.
Show threadspaghettiwesternMar 20
Watched his testimony. Aftoman is intelligent, thoughtful, and well-spoken - way more qualified than the Rapist-in-Chief.