Blåhaj Lemmy - Choose Your Interface

Does it come with CIA branded lube?
I mean, unironically this, among other projects, did probably necessitate that the military develop or at least test and commission different personal lubes.
Wish I got paid to test lube and shove things up my butt for the CIA!
I was going to make a joke about them testing it at gitmo but they def arent using lube in there