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Mar 18 at 6:23amWeb
Show threadwizzorMar 18
You can’t just post something like this without including a purchase link!
Show threadSubArcticTundraMar 18
cia.gov
Central Intelligence Agency - CIA

CIA is the first line of defense for the United States. We collect and analyze intelligence to further national security and preempt threats.

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Show threadSubArcticTundraMar 19
If you purchase the CIA, it comes included as a freebie
Show threadCatoblepasMar 18
Shoving a palm sized capsule up my ass for the motherland 🫡🇺🇸
Show thread𝚝𝚛𝚔Mar 18
Or just for fun!
Show threadtruthfultemporarilyMar 18
They probably conducted a study to find maximum tolerable size.
Show threadCameronDevMar 18
And then went 10% larger, because true patriots can take it all.
Show threadedinbruhMar 18
I’m sure it would be bigger than that…
Show threadDenimFootpathMar 18
I tried to swipe to the next image for longer then I’d like to admit
Show threadGhostieMar 18
I tapped the arrow on the right. I’m a fool.
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Show threadMaxxieMar 18
Didn’t know I was training to be a CIA agent 🤔
Show threadSkullgridMar 18
We’re going to need a lot of firepower. send in Secewet Agent Owo
Show threadYiddishMcSquidishMar 18
Now I’m imagining an e girl furry fetish onlyfans content creator coming out and blasting lasers out her but. So thanks for that.
Show threadTomtitsMar 18
Does it not need a flared base?
Show threadSv443Mar 18
I’m assuming you’d want it to stay hidden even when getting a cavity search. Double rounded tip means it’s only a matter of time before it will leave on its own.
Show threadValmondMar 18
Hopefully…
Show threadWizardofFrobozzMar 18
Without a base, without a trace
Show threadSv443Mar 18
Now where did I put my lipstick again? Right…
Show threadaeiouMar 18

Sometimes I see these and I wonder if someone there is just having a laugh.

haha they’ll totally believe we gave people butt knives

Show threadArthur BesseMar 18
xkcd#37 moment
Hyphen

xkcd
Show threadYiddishMcSquidishMar 18
This fucking awesome ass-lock pick really came in handy!
Show threadToneswirlyMar 18
But like, how do you get it back out?
Show threadValmondMar 18
The extraction process is the real pita.
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkMar 18
Or what if you have bad gas? You could kill someone with you ass cannon.
Show threadkivihiiliMar 18
is that plastic body safe?
Show threadZILtoid1991Mar 19
1960s-80s, so no.
Show threadOmegaMouseMar 18
Does it come with CIA branded lube?
Show threadCevilia (they/she/…)Mar 18
A true patriot doesn’t need lube
Show threadArt3misMar 18
I mean, unironically this, among other projects, did probably necessitate that the military develop or at least test and commission different personal lubes.
Show threadOmegaMouseMar 19
Wish I got paid to test lube and shove things up my butt for the CIA!
Show threadArt3misMar 19
I was going to make a joke about them testing it at gitmo but they def arent using lube in there
Show threadsad_detective_manMar 18
50/50 whether they put this is a dog or a person
Show threadeinfach_orangensaftMar 18
thats not a lot of storage space…strech em out a bit more and they they may can fit a radio set and a powerbank too
Show threadkerrigan778Mar 18

For a 1960s powerbank and radio you’re gonna need a really elastic anus.

(Brand new sentence right there)

Show threadeinfach_orangensaftMar 19

The RS-59 is modular so with multiple trips it probably could be done

www.cryptomuseum.com/spy/rs59/

tho that encoder gona be probably making some agents cry a bit

RS-59

Show threadHupfMar 19
youtu.be/2M3cyCFWChg
Ready To Form Voltron | VOLTRON: DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE

YouTube
Show threadislandcoda42Mar 19

elastic anus

Band name!!

Show threadZILtoid1991Mar 19
A true patriot develops megacolon and then deals with the chronic constipation, so they can hide even a folable pistol and ammunition!
Show threadblindbunnyMar 18
I’ll take one in the ass if they can make it feel good but there ain’t no way I’m taking it in the ass for america 😌
Show threadabbotsburyMar 19
In prison they call that a suitcase
Show threadLucidlethargyMar 19

Gonna need it waaay up there.

Show threadJaviMar 19
20 years is a long time to have that up there… 
Show threadFreddiesLanternMar 19

X: Ok agent Wilson, I assume you’ve been fully briefed on this mission. All that’s left is to walk you through your equipment. Let’s start with your survival kit.

W: Survival kit my ass! I don’t need that nonsense.

X:Well you’re only half wrong there Wilson.