Why hasn't there ever been a single time when I went to a cafe by myself and didn't screw up

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Why hasn't there ever been a single time when I went to a cafe by myself and didn't screw up - Lemmy.World

It’s like they deliberately hire attractive people my age as service staff to make me feel even more awkward.

You can totally train yourself to laugh at that feeling. Have you seen that tiktok of a French woman who accidentally stains her teeth with cumin then spends the whole day smiling at people without realizing?

It’s a sick way of living where you can turn that agony into humor at your own expense. It’s great! I wholly recommend it, since I am an individual of constant failed seriousness and have to face the horrors of my own ineptitude every day.

Try watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. That’s a good way to experience it.

Thank you🌸