web sites are like toilets — I *can* use some rando one in a pinch but I’m most comfortable using my personal one at home
@zachleat it's hard to give up the bidet once you're used to having one.
@edm00se can I interest you in a combination travel bidet and waterpik
@zachleat web sites are like toilets — I increasingly prefer to pay for them
@kleinfreund I laughed at this very european take 😅
@zachleat Last year, I paid for a public toilet in Berlin and it was so much more satisfactory than all the others that I saved it on Google Maps for later
@zachleat web sites are like toilets: I don’t like the government outlawing what I can access based on my identity
@mattdsteele if we’re going to get government involved in bathrooms, let’s mandate that men have to wash their hands when they’ve used one
@zachleat Websites are like toilets — sometimes they get stuck loading and you have to use a special tool to flush the cache.
@davatron5000 two fish are in a septic tank: one looks at the other and says: “how do you drive this thing?”