Bad news, haters! I have conquered the Fediverse! I'm in charge now.

Hope you like harvesting nutmeg.

Where the fuck is your king?

@domfrancisco

he's at the ditch project, taking a piss . . . perhaps you'd discuss with our fool . . . ?

@domfrancisco Have you bested @LRRRonEarth…? I feel like you need to conquer the Space Lord to have control of the Fediverse.

@IanAMartin

Shhh! We aren't telling him.

@domfrancisco
Okay, but don't call me Meg.
@domfrancisco I’ll get to work on a list of grievances.
@domfrancisco Do you get a hat that says “Chief Fedifluencer”?

@superflippy

Mine says "HCIC," for Head Conquistador In Charge.