Human GhostwriterMar 19
Just noticed this on my kids' box of Frosted Flakes. Why would you need to specify that your mascot, the cartoon you invented for the purpose of advertising your sugared wheat shards, endorses your cereal? Is your spokestiger moonlighting for some other brands? Are his affections (which are, again, the product of your own internal marketing committeebrains) for your mouth-lacerating breakfast razors in doubt? Who is this for?
Show threadJoshMar 19
@HG Follow-up: what unofficial cereals does Tony like?
Show threadPaul BoneMar 19
@josh @HG Came here to say this. I want to know if he has a preferred cereal, or if he's always eaten frosted flakes but one time went to a marketing conference and the breakfast buffet only had porridge and he was racked with guilt as he ate the deliciously warm porridge.
Show threadHuman Ghostwriter

@pbone @josh

I'm guessing he's a big quinoa guy.

Mar 19 at 3:15amWeb
Show threadJoshMar 19
@HG @pbone Yeah but not on main. That’s what alt is for.