normie friend is asking me for petplay tips. "how do I pet play in voice call". gang can y'all give me some advice to pass on

(semi-serious, feel free to give ridiculous responses)
@sodiboo is this a personal attack
@Bosspaint Yes. Also I ran out of bullshit to tell you. So I'm crowdsourcing the rest of this Bit.
@sodiboo uh, well i suppose it depends on what the other party enjoys about pet play
i mean it's a safe bet to yknow do the basics, treating them like they aren't human, talking down to them, maybe suggest they should do things pets do [eating from a bowl, wearing a collar, being leashed]
ask them to bark or meow or whatever, or command them to do like tricks like speak or sit, i mean if you wanna get inventive you could have a command like "truth" if you want them to not lie
if they like praise give them an excessive amount for doing the bare minimum/ exactly what you asked them to do
obviously clicker training is in that vein and fun, but that is kinda someth you have to be dedicated to unless they're really susceptible to it already

i mean like any sex thing it should be cool to kinda try something a little weird and see if it works, refine it

that's off the top of my head, i mostly do it over text, and pretty much only sub for it irl so i wouldn't know the best for like vc specifically

- carrie

@sodiboo not advice but:

non-furry non-therian humans do pet play??

@IceWolf @sodiboo i mean, nothing said neither of these werent the case

@det @sodiboo oh true I guess

I kinda assumed because "normie"

@IceWolf @sodiboo the normie isnt the one on the other end of it
yk, the pet end of the pet play
we dont know that end
all we know is the that a normie is being asked to be on the other other end of it and they dont know how
@det @sodiboo OHH! Yeah now that you mention it that makes total sense.
@sodiboo Okay, uh, @aperture pretty much already answered for most of this, but if you have the knowledge for hypno/are willing to learn, you can turn them into more of whatever sort of pet they are. Cats can be hypnotized into purring when they feel good and to feel really nice when they're pet, whereas for a puppy you can make the word "walk" a trigger for them to get super excited. Stuff like that
@november @sodiboo oh yeah that's very cute though of course you'd want to check if they are with hypno

also sorry GNVDHJVXJNVXH

- carrie
@aperture What, would you like to be hypnotized like that?
@november hm oh no hypno is really complicated for me, its pretty much a hard no unless you're close enough to me to like have heard my diatribe

nah that sorry was just sorry for taking away all the main points jnfjnvfn

- carrie
@sodiboo omg those animal crossing fans are everywhere I swear 
@sodiboo Might want to file under "ridiculous" .. Or not!
@sodiboo meows sound more convincing at low bitrate, 💯💯💯
@sodiboo purring and foxxo sounds via phone?