I didn’t know JD Vance identifies as bi, but I still assumed they fucked at some point.

He does not identify as bi.

As with the whole couch meme, we’re just conjuring things out of nowhere by saying them online.

No, I think somebody else explained he’s bi-sectional
Top comment said hetero-sectional but everybody seems to want to make him bi for some reason.
By fucking Peter Thiel and couches I think it’s understandable why people would label him as bi-sectional but he doesn’t have to identify that way.
Some of those couches were very masculine
Fellas, is it gay if it’s a La-Z-Boy?