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#TheOnion going hard at #SamAltman.
It's hard to pick, but I think this is my favorite line:
"Why did you decide to devote your life to AI?
I just saw so much suffering in the world that needed to be automated."
#OpenAI #funny #humor
https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sam-altman/

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sam Altman

While leading OpenAI, Sam Altman has weathered leaked internal memos, an attempt to oust him as CEO, and widespread skepticism about artificial intelligence’s role in society. The Onion sat down with the entrepreneur to hear his vision for the technology’s future. The Onion: Good morning, Sam. How are you doing today?Altman: Certainly! Here are some […]

The Onion

El Duvelle 2d ago

@jik 👌

dr 🛠️🛰️📡🎧

blobfoxcomputer

@jik "plagiarizing the land"

Nuwagaba Gift 2d ago

@jik
Did they vote their life to AI willingly or unknowingly?

Super Owl 2d ago

@jik I laughed hard

Seth Galitzer 2d ago

@jik The Onion is never wrong. And somehow doing better news reporting than any media outlet.

@jik “What informs your personal sense of morality?”
“Previous things I’ve gotten away with.”

Now THAT is some damn fine, 21 year old barrel-aged satire.

My camera shoots fascists 2d ago

I cackled out loud at the first question.

DeanFarrell 2d ago

@jik This one had me pissing myself laughing:

"What do you tell people concerned about generative AI’s heavy use of natural resources?"
"Quit breathing my data centers’ air."

Hugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷2d ago

@jik Altman always looks like a teenaged boy asked to clean his room.

cslinuxboy 2d ago

@jik The Onion never disappoints.

Timothy Wolodzko 2d ago

@jik - What purpose will humans serve once AI dominates every aspect of our lives?
- Humans have and always will be important for watching ads.
😂

tony 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 🚴🧗🏻2d ago

@jik The automation of suffering has always been a primary matter of social engineering. You can steer it with better commercial results than with happiness. Could be that torture has definitely evolved.

Oleastre 2d ago

@jik The baby is another source of blood for the computer XD
This sentence is applicable to much more than AI though.

"What informs your personal sense of morality?"

"Previous things I’ve gotten away with."

https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sam-altman/

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sam Altman

While leading OpenAI, Sam Altman has weathered leaked internal memos, an attempt to oust him as CEO, and widespread skepticism about artificial intelligence’s role in society. The Onion sat down with the entrepreneur to hear his vision for the technology’s future. The Onion: Good morning, Sam. How are you doing today?Altman: Certainly! Here are some […]

The Onion

Jeri Dansky 1d ago

@CiaraNi That was my favorite one, too.

@jeridansky It made me pause, as so many Onion headlines do. It can apply to too many people with too much power.

@jik "I just saw so much suffering in the world that needed to be automated."