flexghost.Fuck it. Everything is fucked. Right left and center.
This is meme account now.
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Inorganic Fella@flexghost Who eats a banana like that? Answer: a fascist fanboy elon worshiper with no self awareness.
fan boy 🪭
Log 🪵@flexghost He says what we were all thinking! My porter can eat a banana while at the wheel of the ol' hoopty no driving computer having 2007 minivan. By peeling it and holding it in one hand. This banana spooner is unnecessarily multiplying entities, as I call it.
Weird Socks@flexghost
I've been riding my bike the same way home for about seven years. It includes turning left off the road onto a path. Never been a problem. First time today, a car pulled into the opposite direction lane to pass me just as I was turning. A split second earlier and I would have been smeared.
Guess what it was. 
FeloniousPunk@flexghost OF COURSE Florida. Or at least a Florida fan, which might actually be WORSE.
Rory@flexghost @flexghost : HAHAHAHA
Hep Cat@flexghost Best version of "Owner of A Lonely Heart" lol
Mark Malowany 🇨🇦@flexghost omg i love this
JJ@flexghost
Flex, where in the holy hell did you find this? Almost hurt myself laughing!
Flex, where in the holy hell did you find this? Almost hurt myself laughing!
@JJ I go where men dare not tread. For dankness.
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Tried to watch the actual video and can’t unsee this version now. And I’m ok with that.
Tried to watch the actual video and can’t unsee this version now. And I’m ok with that.
Gary Seven@flexghost I am *howling* at this. Thank you.
polypropylen
KanaMaunaWaaaaayyyy toooo much work. Give me my coffee NOW!
Birch-o-matic@flexghost Coffee porn. OK by me.
CyI don't... get that one at all. Why not roast the coffee beans all at once and save them? Then do like what my mother does, and grind coffee all at once, to save it in a container. Then it's only that last machine that actually makes the coffee. Though she uses one of those drip filter machines, not that... squeezy machine.
Is it about how precise that process is because of magnets? Or how quiet it is? That's a whole lot quieter than espresso.
Is it about how precise that process is because of magnets? Or how quiet it is? That's a whole lot quieter than espresso.
Scott Knowles@flexghost The best coffee grinder and espresso machine can make a bad double espresso if you use the wrong coffee beans. Many coffee single source and blends are not produced for good espresso. JMO
w4tsn ~> 
@flexghost I'd love this to be the thing that kingpin does in daredevil each morning
Karsten@flexghost mmmh, coffee pr0n 🥰