Greg Knauss
It’s a little known rule, but if you rename a corporation after a technology and then abandon that technology within five years, you have to dissolve the entire company out of embarrassment.
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Show threadHenryk PlötzMar 18

@gknauss Nothing a little retroactive continuity can't fix.

"Actually it's named for my great aunt Meta for whom I have a great deal of respect. She always used to buy all my stocks, I miss her very much. Maybe you can ..."

Show threadMuro deGrizecoMar 18

@gknauss

"Nobody really anticipated that our company would abandon the use of the alphabet, but here we are..."

Show threadnpcompMar 18
@murodegrizeco @gknauss 
Show threadSerge 🔻Mar 18
@gknauss @jwz preferably in sulphuric or hydrofluoric acid.
Show threadFelipe Mar 18
@gknauss MTV?