Researchers from Cornell University have developed what they call "the Corporate Bullshit Receptivity Scale," a tool designed to measure how impressed people are by business school-style jargon that sounds strategic but says very little.

The findings, described in a recent study, suggest that employees who rate this sort of language as insightful are more likely to struggle with analytical thinking and workplace decision-making.

https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/15/corporate_jargon_research/

#Bullshit #IntelligenceTest

Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs

: Cornell Uni researchers pivot to pluck low-hanging fruit to optimize bandwidth

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@Wen I removed my share of your toot because the research has been published in PAID which is a shit tier scientific journal. It hosts many racist compatible pseudoscientific research and is known to have kept people related to the pioneer fund on its board. You can read the "talk" section of its english wikipedia page for a start, this is no secret.

It a shame, I liked what I did read.

@Enthalpiste Thanks for the heads up. I will have a look
@Wen @Enthalpiste I felt a need to withdraw my Like, for the same reason. While the study itself may be valid (which I absolutely won't bet on), the journal it's published in is suspect and controversial, with uncomfortable associations. I also looked up the author. He's got a PhD, but does a lot of self-promotion (including for this) through a Substack called Bullshitology, which seems like an effort at some kind of Cory Doctorow character, but mostly comes across as embarrassingly immature.

@Enthalpiste @Wen eugh: https://retractionwatch.com/2020/06/17/elsevier-journal-to-retract-2012-paper-widely-derided-as-racist/

An article claiming that skin pigmentation is related to aggression and sexuality in humans will be retracted, Elsevier announced today.

Elsevier journal to retract 2012 paper widely derided as racist

An article claiming that skin pigmentation is related to aggression and sexuality in humans will be retracted, Elsevier announced today. The study, “Do pigmentation and the melanocortin system modu…

Retraction Watch

@fluidlogic @Wen This is not the only one. There are numerous non retracted article from J. Phillipe Rushton, Richard Lynn, Bo Winegard and other white supremacists in the many issues of the journal.

Shit tier science. I tell you.