“I had to scream into the void,” should be a valid sick day excuse.
@LoganFive “…we have been able to monetize the void by providing a 1-click process to record your scream and send it out whenever you want…or alternatively…to have it go out on a preset schedule. We are also exploring having an Ai agent do the screaming for you in your choice of dialect. We’re targeting a $5-15 per month recurring fee…more for the agent. We should be able to leverage our share of the void via scream volume and thereby limit free screaming.” [unknown VC pitch meeting]