My Uber driver pulled up in a 2-door Charger so I can't wait to get out of Dodge.
@Alice Jesus Neon Chrysler, you just had to ram that joke down our throats, didn't ya?
@darrenmorin @Alice I’m gonna adopt ‘Jesus Neon Chrysler’ tyvm
@farah @darrenmorin My dad is a big car buff and had a lot of friends in Detroit in the "Big Three" (Ford, GM, Chrysler), so he'd get free car merch and ask me to use my eBay account to sell it for him and one of the items was a case of Dodge Neon owners' manuals, so I just listed them and then got a TON of messages because apparently there's a huge underground scene of people who pimped out their Neons and REALLY wanted those manuals and thought I was also a big Dodge Neon stan-lette so they were coming on STRONG in the eBay messages.
@farah @darrenmorin I was just sitting there behind the safety of my iBook thinking bro, I drive a Jetta.

@Alice @farah That's kinda hilarious.

I like watching people's faces when I told them that their PT Prowler was just a rejiggered Neon.

@Alice @farah My father is also a gearhead. I would say anything I know about cars is because of him.

@Alice @farah @darrenmorin

See Alice, there is hope. Someday you will find your people.