Alice McFlurry 3d ago
My Uber driver pulled up in a 2-door Charger so I can't wait to get out of Dodge.
Show threadTrèsFluke3d ago
@Alice Jesus Neon Chrysler, you just had to ram that joke down our throats, didn't ya?
Show thread(dubious) opinion haver 
@darrenmorin @Alice I’m gonna adopt ‘Jesus Neon Chrysler’ tyvm
Mar 18 at 4:29amWeb
Show threadTrèsFluke3d ago
@farah @Alice heh heh
Show threadAlice McFlurry 3d ago
@farah @darrenmorin My dad is a big car buff and had a lot of friends in Detroit in the "Big Three" (Ford, GM, Chrysler), so he'd get free car merch and ask me to use my eBay account to sell it for him and one of the items was a case of Dodge Neon owners' manuals, so I just listed them and then got a TON of messages because apparently there's a huge underground scene of people who pimped out their Neons and REALLY wanted those manuals and thought I was also a big Dodge Neon stan-lette so they were coming on STRONG in the eBay messages.
Show threadAlice McFlurry 3d ago
@farah @darrenmorin I was just sitting there behind the safety of my iBook thinking bro, I drive a Jetta.
Show threadTrèsFluke3d ago

@Alice @farah That's kinda hilarious.

I like watching people's faces when I told them that their PT Prowler was just a rejiggered Neon.

Show threadTrèsFluke3d ago
@Alice @farah My father is also a gearhead. I would say anything I know about cars is because of him.
Show threadJames3d ago

@Alice @farah @darrenmorin

See Alice, there is hope. Someday you will find your people.