My camera shoots fascists

Bill has a girlfriend!

So, that new handsome guy who was first out front and then out back now seems to be gone. But yesterday the little female who had been under the back stairs took his place on the back wall. This morning, Bill was nowhere to be seen out front, but I saw him and the little female together on the back wall.

Gave them both a bunch of mealworms. Bill was being a shitty boyfriend though and kept grabbing the mealworms, so I had to distract him with one hand while feeding his little lady friend with the other. She reminds me of Harriet.

It's so funny to anthropomorphize lizards, but I find the boys extremely handsome and the girls absolutely adorably cute. Like, if this girl lizard were a human I would swoon.

#Lizard #LizardReport

3:38amWeb
Show threadMy camera shoots fascists11h ago

Here is Bill and girlfriend together. If she stays around, I'll have to figure out what her name is. I hope they decide to come back to the front yard, cause it's kind of annoying to go back there to feed them. I liked it better when they would come up to the porch on their own.

#Lizard #LizardReport

Show threadMy camera shoots fascists11h ago
A side note for the #LizardReport is that I saw the first desert iguana in a yard several houses down, so it means it's hot enough for them to start waking up. Hopefully my big buddy, the one on my shoulder in my profile photo, will show up soon and remember me.