I made the mistake of buying a premade "spinach dip"... It has more salt and sugar in it than actual spinach.

Litehouse Foods has a customer satisfaction guarantee. Tempted to put that to the test.

Maybe I'll just take some spinach and fix this by using the sad dip as a seasoned base for something actually good.
@krupo feta and artichokes, mb a little roasted red pepper
@resonancewright appreciate the idea.
@krupo right on, i can handle salty food and even crave it at times but I am SO not a fan of sugar going into savory places it doesn't belong. And it's everywhere.