“Wow nice boots, they must take ages to lace up though”

“Sure did, I just unbolt my hips rather than unlace them”

“Ooooo-kay, perk of being synthetic I guess”

“It’s not all wins, I couldn’t find one of my spare legs so had to scoot round the flat on my roomba, til i finally located it”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Hinky_Boots

“You didn’t think to arrange the replacement legs first?”

“Shut UUUUUUUPPPPP”

#BonusPanel

@Unixbigot there is a an old song about a person searching for their detachable penis.

https://youtu.be/7iJU-S8T0-k?si=4cnArqi_2rWbqPeB

Detachable Penis

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@Da_Gut I remember that song!