Caffeine is lowkey the most normalised and profitable drug addiction in the world, and it doesn’t really even do anything. The whole ‘giving you energy’ thing is a myth, all it does it make you tired without it. That’s why caffeine legally has to be listed as a ‘flavouring’ on the packaging, despite nobody on earth having a clue what it’s supposed to taste like

I’ll be that guy: SUGAR. Just try cutting it out of your life and tell me we’re not all hopeless fiends.

SUGAR. Just try cutting it out of your life

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