IllogicalbitLawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)You could also just shoot your guns to cover-up your farts…
As the founders intended, 'Murica Style🇺🇸🦅
Legends has it that they declared independence so they have an excuse to have a holiday that would hide their farts.
early_riserThe boom of the fireworks covers the sound and the sulfur smell of the propellant masks the odor. It all makes sense now.