You know those river cruises they do in Europe? Last night while half-asleep in bed, I had a vision of a trash version of that on a junky old boat in the Sacramento River Delta. The tour would take guests along the canals. Sights would be old barges and rotting docks.

Stops would be at the rundown little towns sprinkled along the waterways there. Two hours to go ashore in Rio Vista and hang out at the local bar or get a hamburger, and then we're off to the next town.

@MLE_online

What is the cost? I assume there are berths on the boat. Do you eat on board or on shore?

Where is the website?

@VE2UWY the cost is as cheap as possible. you sleep in a sleeping bag and air mattress on the floor. you eat on the boat and on the shore. there is no website. you have to call a phone number to make a reservation

@MLE_online

Those river cruises look 10000x more interesting than floating in circles in the Caribbean. Your new service sounds just as interesting as the Euro versions.

Publish a list of sailings!

@VE2UWY you have to call the number to get the list of departures

@MLE_online

Dammit.

@VE2UWY i know you're old enough to know how to make phone calls. stop acting like a gen zer

@MLE_online

I have a dial phone BUT I DON’T HAVE THE NUMBER!!!!

@VE2UWY call the operator

@MLE_online

#Ernestine had no listing.

@VE2UWY this is a reference i dont understand

@MLE_online

No ringie-dingies for you, then!