child, you want to be a monochromist?

@prahou no, i actually quite like color, it provides great beauty

Was just complaining an hour ago that all the cars on the road are boring because they're all monochrome now :p

@pixx @prahou and when they have colour, it's always some really muted colour like a dark blue or that beige that seems to be popular with some new cars like the Dacia Duster and some Mazdas

@reiddragon @pixx @prahou

Stupid car trends:

2000s: Oversized manufacturer badges
2010s: Oversized front grilles
2020s: Muted, dull colors
2030s: Three wheels??!? (Reliant Robin, here we come!)
2040s: Flintstones cars??
2050s: No seats??
2060s: Rear wheel (only) steering?
2070s: Backward-facing driver's seat?

@rl_dane @pixx @prahou at this point I could fully believe a rear steering mid engine front wheel drive car being built

@reiddragon @pixx @prahou

Maybe some kind of crazy sports car. Rear steering for more maneuverability like tail-heavy fighter planes. XD

Honda had 4-wheel steering all the way back in the 80s with the Prelude circa 1987. The rear wheels would steer against the front wheels at low speeds for a tighter turning radius, and with the front wheels at high speeds for smooth lane changes.

Didn't last long, probably had its own maintenance headaches. Crazy neat idea, though. I think I've seen another car maker use that in more recent years.

Hmm, seems it's both older than I realized, and more prevalent (but still kind of a niche):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steering#Four-wheel_steering

Steering - Wikipedia

@rl_dane

...actually. hear me out.

We've already started putting more and more cameeas in cars. They're getting cheaper.

Replace the windshield with a real time camera view. Have it face the interior. It'll feel like you're driving forwards.

In case of an accident, you now have way more padding without problems!!!

@reiddragon @prahou

@rl_dane
Also, if we had self driving, why would we want seats?

Gimme a mattress.

@reiddragon @prahou

@pixx @reiddragon @prahou

Look, dude, you can have your shag car if you want, but you don't have to brag about it. ;)

@pixx @rl_dane @reiddragon @prahou also no chance to communicate with people on the outside, although modern windshields already make that difficult
@kabel42
No, just use a mic plus speaker :p
@rl_dane @reiddragon @prahou

@kabel42 @pixx @reiddragon @prahou

It would be harder on farsighted folks, too.

Also, again, insane car sickness.

@rl_dane
Also hypothetically if we could eke out 10 mpg by reducing the material needed to protect the front seats that absolutely would make this worth it
@reiddragon @prahou

@pixx @rl_dane @reiddragon @prahou I don't nearly trust software enough for that to ever be a possibility... lol.

Not to mention, human eyesight (with glasses/contacts if needed) is pretty stellar -- we basically see in HDR, no? That would be pretty important when dealing with bright lights.

And with windshields, when something gets on the windshield, you can lean around it and still see outside. But if something got on the camera(s).... Even if you had multiple, it would be a worse situation.

@golemwire

That's okay; since we'll have mote train and bus service and need half as many cars, it's not a huge issue if sight is blocked for a second while the windshield wipers sweep off the bugs 😜

@rl_dane @reiddragon @prahou

@pixx @rl_dane A post so nice, you sent it twice ;D

@golemwire
No, my client did :p

It thought the first one didn't go through πŸ˜…
@rl_dane

@golemwire

That's okay; since we'll have mote train and bus service and need half as many cars, it's not a huge issue if sight is blocked for a second while the windshield wipers sweep off the bugs 😜

@rl_dane @reiddragon @prahou

@golemwire @pixx @reiddragon @prahou

Eh, with modern camera tech, cameras can react to bright lights way faster than the human eye, and can recover way, way faster.

With a camera vision system, you never need be blinded by idiots' LED headlights ever again.

@rl_dane
...dammit man i was JOKING

But now i want this on my BIKE

Seriously fuck led headlights. I want them banned. They've almost gotten me killed biking at night twice already. (Side roads with no street lights, from no lighting to literally blind super quick)

@golemwire @reiddragon @prahou

@pixx @reiddragon @prahou

Does it come with an IV drip of Dramamine? XD

@rl_dane

I'd prefer dyphenhydramine ;)

And self driving.

Self driving is one of those things I'd actually kinda love *if* a) it was at least as good as me, for realsies and b) i could still drive when i wanted to

I don't think we'll have a) met within my lifetime and, if we do, i think it won't be long before b) becomes illegal.

@reiddragon @prahou

@rl_dane

(I'd still use the train most times but where it's not possible, handing over control while napping is better than a hotel arguably?)

@reiddragon @prahou