My dog Mike Johnsoned in the neighbors yard.

I stepped in Mike Johnson on the way to get the mail earlier.

It smells like Mike Johnson in here.

Apologies to other people named Mike Johnson. The one in the House of Representatives has ruined it for the lot of you.
@macosken I wonder if the collective Mike Johnson’s could file a class action lawsuit for reputational harm?
@macosken Other Mike Johnsons reading this: